Monday, 15 August 2011
The War On Gangs
If a 'gang' is "a group of people with compatible tastes or mutual interests who gather together for social reasons" (Dictionary.com), then David Cameron wants to declare war on:
Hip-Hop, Gary Glitter,
Brady Bunches, Football Fans,
Famous Fives, Secret Sevens,
Harry's Hogwarts, Boy Bands,
All-American Airborne Armies,
Custer's Clusters, Mongol Masses,
Soccer Squads, Tennis Teams,
Golfing Gangs, Kung-Fu Classes,
Hippie Herds, Fantastic Fours,
Cabin Crews, Ku-Klux-Klans,
Chess Cliques, Party Posses,
Gaming Geeks and fucking France.
Cub Clubs, Crochet Circles,
Travelling Troupes, Demolition Derbies,
Tory Tribes, Right-wing Rings,
Shady Sets and Political Parties.
...and who could possibly argue with him?