Conversation heard on Magdalen Street, outside the 99p store:
Aaya reet, Uncle Maartn?
Haaya reet, Hairy Jum?
Shore is a lotta furreners round Naarch these days, Uncle Maartn.
Oi sin um! Poles n' bloody daarkies all rund.
I doubt iffn they even speak the laangwij proper, Uncle Maartn.
Oi shunt shink they rill.