On the Ghettoisation of Norwich

Conversation heard on Magdalen Street, outside the 99p store:

Aaya reet, Uncle Maartn?
Haaya reet, Hairy Jum?

Shore is a lotta furreners round Naarch these days, Uncle Maartn.
Oi sin um! Poles n' bloody daarkies all rund.

I doubt iffn they even speak the laangwij proper, Uncle Maartn.
Oi shunt shink they rill.